sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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