Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.