weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room