you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
im six kinds of drunk right now
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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