her vagine was all disorganized.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My pussy is not your playground.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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