i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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