Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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