It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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