There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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