quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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