I am full of burrito and curiosity
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Randomize
