At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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