It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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