what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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