"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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