16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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