I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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