Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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