in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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