So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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