I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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