I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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