do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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