you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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