What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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