yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
