sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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