some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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