My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
How external is "for external use only"?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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