sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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