Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She fuckin peed on me
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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