Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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