Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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