Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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