Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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