Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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