You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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