I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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