I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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