i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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