no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Everything about him screamed your future.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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