Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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