This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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