By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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