you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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