4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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