i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.