Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking