It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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