Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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