I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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