After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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