Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.