There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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