Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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